Nothing brightens our Twitter feeds like a few good health policy valentines ― except maybe a haiku or two. Tweeters showered us with love this season, writing poetic valentines about covid-19 testing and booster shots, the No Surprises Act, and more. Here are some of our favorites, starting with the winning tweet from @AlanJCard.
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Corona the virus,
Corona the beer,
Maskless at the bar,
You can get them both here.
The people running this show
Don’t seem to be listening,
So be my Valentine, dear;
We’ll do joint social distancing.#HealthPolicyValentines
— Alan J. Card (@AlanJCard) February 10, 2022 Winner!!
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https://twitter.com/zachlipton/status/1491591851152867328 2nd Place
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Roses are red
violets are blue
Hearing aids, glasses and dentistry are healthcare too.#HealthPolicyValentines #MedicareMatters
— Damn Proud of My President (@somuchweirdness) February 10, 2022 3rd Place (tie)
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Heart-shaped candy,
and a single red rose.
These gifts are quite dandy,
As everyone knows.
But my wish for you, love,
It’s sweeter than sin.
Congressionally-mandated affordable insulin.#HealthPolicyValentines @KHNews pic.twitter.com/4T7TvivYMc
— CURA Strategies (@curastrategies) February 9, 2022 3rd Place (tie)
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Whether a narrow-network plan, or exclusively dating,
If you go out-of-network, you’ll need arbitrating.#HealthPolicyValentines
— Ezra Golberstein (@EGolberstein) February 10, 2022 Honorable Mention